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• MAC's Place BBS home of the C & C++ Programme
• Sorry, I'm busy with debugging. Try again later.
• My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your Handel.
• I'm busy now. Do you mind if I ignore you later?
• Sexy, slow female voice:) oooOOOO, Greg's in... OOOOooo, Greg's out.
  .. ooooOOOOO, Greg's in... OOOoooo, Greg's out......
• You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone will get back to you as soon as possible.
  -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
• Looking at the mirror. Enjoying the view. Be back later :D
• You are in a maze of twisty little BBS menus, all alike...
• fossil n. 1. In software, a misfeature that becomes understandable only in historical context, as a remnant of times past retained so as not to break compatibility.
  Example: the retention of octal as default base for string escapes in C, in spite of the better match of hexadecimal to ASCII and modern byte-addressable architectures....