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• All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.
  -- Woody Alle...
• A) Socrates was a man. B) All men are mortal. C) All men are Socrates.
  That means all men are homosexuals. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death...
• All men think all men mortal but themselves.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Night Thoughts, Night i, Line 424...
• To mortal men great loads allotted be; But of all packs no pack like poverty. -- Herrick
• Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all.
  .. they become lawyers. -- Woody Alle...
• Not because Socrates said so,... I look upon all men as my compatriots.
  -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. ix...
• Those men in the French resistance were really brave, having to listen to Maurice Chevalier sing all the time.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
  -- Socrate...