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• What's up in the ghetto, boy. Oh they just captured the suspect.
  A day without violence is like a day without sunshine....
• I'm not happy until I've violated somebody's civil rights and then put them in jail.
  ... That ruins their day ... but it makes mine....
• Capture him, beat him and treat him like dirt.
  -- LAPD squad-car computer message, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91...
• If you encounter these negroes shoot first, ask questions later.
  -- LAPD squad-car computer message, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91...
• what's happening...
• U can c the color of the interior of the [vehicle].
  .. dig. Ya stop cars with blk interior. Bees they naugahyde....
• Did U arrest the 85 yr old lady or just beat her up.
  We just slapped her around a bit... she's getting m/t [medical treatment] right now....
• He says there are several Bobs approaching from the southeast.
• Seems a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out.
  They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks....