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• C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts.
• 0301 Do you know what Basic stands for? 0302 ... Pascal? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• I'm not even going to *bother* comparing C to BASIC or FORTRAN. -- L. Zolman, creator of BDS C
• GCR: Generate Confusing Resul
• Except wind stands as never it stood, It is an ill wind turns none to good.
  -- Thomas Tusser (c. 1515-1580) -- A Description of the Properties of Wind...
• Lisp in action is like a finely choreographed ballet.
  Basic in action is like a waltz of drugged elephants....
• DCGC Dump Confusing Garbage to Console
• Politicians profit by confusing theories with conditions.
• Why are love and relationships so confusing?