According To The Ceremonial Customs Of Orthodox Judaism, It Is Officially Sundown When You Cannot Tell The Difference Between A Black Thread And A Red One.

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According to the ceremonial customs of Orthodox Judaism, it is officially
sundown when you cannot tell the difference between a black thread
and a red one.

You tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
If you can't tell the difference, there is no difference.
One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.
The difference between success and failure is to refuse to quit when you are discouraged.
The difference between philosophy and theology: if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face.
Over theology you throw bombs....
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer....

According To The Ceremonial Customs Of Orthodox Judaism, It Is Officially Sundown When You Cannot Tell The Difference Between A Black Thread And A Red One.

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