According To Most Parents, What Their Children Are Taking In College Is...all They've Got!

According To Most Parents, What Their Children Are Taking In College Is...all They've Got!

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According to most parents, what their children are taking in college
is...all they've got!

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If all children had obeyed their parents, we would still live in the stoneage.
A paradox is what parents tell their children. When a kid tells it to their parents, it is more often called a lie.
A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...
My parents looted L.A., all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Babylon 5 and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Cynosure and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
My parents went to Bajor and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to DS-9 and all I got was this lousy tagline.