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• Riker: "Barclay! Barclay? What's going on? Barclay!
  Barclay: "Yes, Commander, it's me." -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3...
• Troi: "We don't need any more convincing. Please, obey the captain's orders.
  Stop whatever it is you're doing." Barclay: "You must trust me....
• Hand me that dolphin burger. Yeah, the one in styrofoam.
• If rich, eat when you please. If poor, eat when you can.
• Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others. -- Ben Frankli
• Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals! -- Sign in restroom
• Top Secret message - please read, print and eat.
• Picard: "And I would appreciate an explantion." Barclay
  I think I can help you with that, Captain." Rike...
• PRO: Not having to eat shit food like at Burger King, and other scum joints.
  CON: No more shrimp, steak, lobster, Big Mac's, Chicken mc nuggets, and other delicacies to eat....