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• According to Descartes, Rush Limbaugh doesn't exist.
• According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
• Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
  I shit, therefore I am....
• Irony: Limbaugh saying that dittoheads think for themselves.
• Descartes thought he was here.
• But all have prices, From crowns to kicks, according to their vices.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto v, Stanza 27...
• This does not exist.
• I think not, said Descartes; and promptly disappeared.
• I think, therefore I am. -- Rene Descarte