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• If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him.
  They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it. -- Thomas Carlyle...
• If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him.
  They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it....
• Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
• I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him
  I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't accept His claim to be God....
• Picard: "Do you know what business they might have together?
  Sarek: "No! No, I never knew what Spock was doing....
• A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one.
  He would have to ask an engineer to do it for him. -- Gordon L. Glegg...
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....