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• Flying saucers on occasion Show themselves to human eyes.
  Aliens fume, put off invasion While they brand these tales as lies....
• UFO Unidentified Flying Object. Also known by the acronym ACATMTTSAFMCAMMFFDOMLAIPIMSAMMP (Aliens Came And Took Me To Their Spaceship And Fed Me Cornflakes And Made Me Forget Five Days Of My Life And Inserted Probes Into My Skull And Made Me Pregnant.
  ) It is now almost certain that UFOs were specifically designed to enable poor country-folk to rip off current affairs shows....
• Our journeys to the stars will be made on spaceships created by determined
  hardworking scientists and engineers applying the principles of science, not aboard flying saucers piloted by little gray aliens from some other dimension....
• Flying saucers, time machines, they're all the same.
• Stay away from flying saucers today.