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• Productivity = (Number of secretaries X Average typing speed) / (Number of Scientists).
  Note that when the number of scientists is zero, productivity becomes infinite. -- Robert Somme...
• Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.
• Politically Correct: Intolerant of tolerance.
• Tolerance is the apex of any civilization.
• Hypocrisy is the lubricant of society. -- David Hull
• Liberals: Making the world safe for hypocrisy.
• Republicans: hypocrisy is their most notable characteristic.
• emi-infinite n. See infinite.