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• You will contract a rare disease.
• Where do you want me to sign that contract? -- Famous Last Word
• May they name something new after you: a disease.
• Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
  -- Walter Winchell...
• You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
• The mind of the bigot is like the pupil of the eye.
  The more light you pour upon it, the more it will contract....
• How idiotic civilization is! Why be given a body if you have to keep it shut up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?
  -- Katherine Mansfield...
• When you lend something to a friend, you do not necessarily do that friend a favor for the friend has a damaged memormy and experiences some difficulty remembering the terms of the contract.
  Ultimately, you have harmed the memory of the friend....
• Again you have pleased them, and they put a rare conch shell out for for you.