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• How do you tell the difference between a white owl and a gay owl?
  The white owl says "Who, Who". The gay owl says "Yoowho, Yoowho"....
• You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em.
• You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you.
• You tell 'em Cemetery, You are so grave.
• You tell 'em Horse, You carry a tail.
• You tell 'em Bald Head, You're smooth.
• You tell 'em Cabbage, You've got the head.
• You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
• You tell 'em Cucumber, I've been pickled.