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• Supervisor: someone with half your ability and 3 times your salary.
• Hillary Clinton of Borg - Prepare to have your salary assimilated!
• You can name your salary here. I call mine Fred.
• The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
• A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity.
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