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• You have a healthy appreciation of your abilities, and a keen awareness of your limitations.
• Bee Healthy - Eat your Honey!
• The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or no
  he ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you "come to terms with" only to discover that they are still there....
• Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.
• So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you to donate your current VCR to a grate resident, who will laugh sardonically and hurl it into a dumpster.
  Then I want you to go out and purchase a vast array of 8-millimeter video equipment....