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• If you ride a horse, sit close and tight; if you ride a man, sit easy and light. -- Ben Frankli
• SOT: Sit On a Tack
• If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
• If you keep a tight lip, often a lot of loose talk can be prevented.
• Never sit on a tack. -- Useless advice #986
• There is nothing so sure to make you forgot all of your other troubles as the wearing of tight shoes.
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
• You are at a wide place in a very tight N/S canyon.
• Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!
  Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect a change in management so that they can be happier and more productive....