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• You are on the west side of the falls. The drops of water reflect back back the light in a beautiful rainbow of color.
• You're on the east side of the falls.
• You are in an alcove that looks onto the Second Sacred Pool.
  There is is a room on the other side of the pool. There is a crack that you you might be able to fit through on the west side of the the alcove....
• A cloud of darkness falls upon you.
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• You are in the south side chamber.
• `Your I will is more important than your I.Q.' -- West Side Prep School, Chicago