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• You're only as old as the girls you feel..
• You know how with some girls you feel sorry the next day?
  With Pamela you're sorry when it's going on. -- Roger Price...
• You've gotta love it, though you don't have to respect it the next day.
• I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• Bah! You can't make a sow's ear out of a cheap thug!
  -- Ham re-iterates one of Circe's old complaints in "The Badge...
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!