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  There are exits in most directions....
• There is a gentle water fall here. As the water falls through the air it it make a noise similar to fairies singing and giggling.
• YKYBDTTLW ... you start singing "tagline" songs.
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
  2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
• The air conditioning water supply pipe ruptured over the machine room
• You are in a shiny clean room.