You never have to promise to respect a Beer in the morning.
Related:
- You *WILL* respect me in the
morning... - You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning
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Women vs.... - Never promise more than you can perform.
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Publilius... - PRO: You never have to get up in the morning.
CON:
You will never have another good night's sleep. -... - Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot.
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Men vs.... - Beavis, you wuss,
you never drank a beer... - Marge: Okay, we'll go to the chili cook-off, but I want you to promise
that you won't have any beer.
Homer: [trying to pull his boots on] Okay, quit nagging... - You can have a beer in public.
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Men vs.... - You can have a beer in public.
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Women vs....
