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Buy a self-help guide for recovering worshipers.
A legend in his own slime.
NUDIST COLONY -- a place where the sun worshipers hang out.
People who eat snails are slime!!
The Official MBA Handbook on the use of sunlamps: Use a sunlamp only on weekends.
That way, if the office wise guy remarks on the sudden appearance of your tan, you can fabricate some story about a sun-stroked weekend at some island Shangri-La like Caneel Bay....
A denebian slime devil is a tribble built to Klingon specs.
Slime! Dog luvs u! ( Dyslexics for Christ )
Slime is the agony of water. -- Jean-Paul Sartre
Maggie: [holds up an `Aztec' flashcard] Lisa: No, Maggie.
Not Aztec, Olmec. [slowly] Ol-mec. Maggie...