-- You may be redneck...
if your family tree doesn't fork.
if your family tree doesn't fork.
Related:
- Why doesn't your family
tree fork... - You may be redneck...
if kudzu is in your family crest... - You may be redneck...
if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it... - You may be redneck...
if your wedding looks more like a family reunion... - You may be redneck...
if anyone in your family rassles `gators for money... - You may be redneck...
if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator... - You may be redneck...
if the family business requires a lookout... - You may be redneck...
if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat... - You may be redneck...
if you go to family reunions to meet women...
From the same category:
- A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
Elbert Hubbard,... - Cats sit in laps because it's warm there. They don't care if it's you or
the radiator,
so it certainly was a compliment when the owner said... - The United States was ranked 17th in the world in overall military strength
at the beginning of World War II .
I'm sure that made the people of Hiroshima feel much... - WELFARE --
The more you deceive the more you receive... - It matters not how long you live, but how well.
--
Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim...
