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• Accent on helpful side of your nature. Drain the moat.
• I am the hairball that clogs your drain.
• The wall falls back into the moat. Use no army now.
  Make your commands known within your own town. Perseverance brings humiliation....
• The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom.
  -- Clarence S. Darrow (1857-1938)...
• The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• If someone with a rural accent says, "I don't know anything about politics," zip up your pockets.
  -- Donald Rumsfeld...
• CAUTION! Do not wash your parakeet in the automatic dishwasher, since it is now known that the feathers tend to clog the drain.
• Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.
  -- Rita Mae Brow...