You know he's a vampire if your pet rabbit growls at him.
Related:
- Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -
[gasps] Wait a minute! You _are_ a vampire! Abe... - If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by,
and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap... - It's always useful to know where a friend-and-relation is,
whether you want him or whether you don't. -- Rabbit... - Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing
what you wanted to do,
even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody... - Selma: Er... come here, tiger!
Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next]
Selma:
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes... - I'll go into the bushes over there, make a lot of noise,
and flush out a rabbit. When he comes out, you step... - Beware of the Vampire Jesus-
He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back... - If God had intended Man to Watch TV,
He would have given him Rabbit Ears...
From the same category:
- Poor dear, there's nothing between his ears.
-- Margaret Thatcher,
about Ronald Reagan, in the 6/2/88 issue of The New... - Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over, And I thought I'd found... - Think of your family tonight.
Try to crawl home after the computer crashes... - has the X nature: [seems to derive from Zen Buddhist koans of the
form "Does an X have the Buddha-nature?"] adj.
Common hacker construction for `is an X', used for... - Deciding whom you marry is the most important decision
you'll ever make...
