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You Gotta Look Out For #1, But Don't Step In #2 Doing It!
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You gotta look out for #1, but don't step in #2 doing it!
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eality check: n. 1. The simplest kind of test of software or hardware
doing the equivalent of asking it what 2 + 2 is and seeing if you get 4....
Look out for number one. But don't step in number two!
1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room. 2: (Background
) What are you doing? 1: I'm recording an answering machine message....
1) If what you're doing is working, keep doing it.
(2) If what you're doing is not working, stop doing it....
Look out! Behind you!
1. If you're running for a short queue, it suddenly becomes a long queue.
2. When you're waiting in a long queue, the people behind you are shunted to a new, short queue....
Look: 1)Next Doc 2) Prev Doc 3) Tooth Doc