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• Life's a beach, and then you drown.
• If you wish to drown, do not torture yourself with shallow water.
• You cannot learn to swim until you get into the water and drown. -- Brother Theodore
• You will probably drown if you go down there!
• If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful of water. Yiddish Proverb
• Lead the horses to water & pray they don't drown.
• Thank god for water. If there was no water we couldn't learn how to swim, and then we'd all drown.
• Drink to-day, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do 't to-morrow.
  -- John Fletcher (1576-1625) -- The Bloody Brother, Act ii, Sc. 2...
• Game is an ill you may with ease obtain, A sad oppression to be born with pai
  And when you would the noisy clamor drown, You'll find it hard to lay the burden down. -- Cooke...