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• Killing never solves anything, but it keeps people out of your hair while you think of what to do next.
• Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad so other kids will like you better?
  Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you? The Telltale Head...
• Marge: Yeesh, this house stinks! You're not just putting the new newspapers over the old ones, are you?
  Homer: Do you have a better idea? -- Well yes, actually, "Two Dozen & One Greyhound...
• You age as well as most people do--maybe even better.
• Here's bunch for you to replace them...
• Their idea of an offer you can't refuse is an offer... and you'd better not refuse.
• Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with
  omething better than political opportunist slamming hate horseshit in the public park....
• And I'll do you one better if you've got the nerve, I'll race you all the way to deadman's curve.