You can't teach seven foot.
-- Frank Layton, Utah Jazz basketball coach, when asked why he had recruited
a seven-foot tall auto mechanic
-- Frank Layton, Utah Jazz basketball coach, when asked why he had recruited
a seven-foot tall auto mechanic
Related:
- Oh. Sure. You whine about gun control. But as soon as there's a
seven-foot-tall interdimenional space monster in your bedroom, then
suddenly owning a gun makes sense.
-- Chet in Weird Science (USA-TV)... - Terman's Law of Innovation: If you want a track team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.
- If you want a track team that will win the high jump, you find one
person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.
-- Frederick E. Terma... - He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
- Never give an inch! When you have a foot!
- The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground. -- Buddha
- Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
- Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell
about it.
So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
