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• Oh. Sure. You whine about gun control. But as soon as there's a seven-foot-tall interdimenional space monster in your bedroom, then suddenly owning a gun makes sense.
  -- Chet in Weird Science (USA-TV)...
• Terman's Law of Innovation: If you want a track team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.
• If you want a track team that will win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.
  -- Frederick E. Terma...
• He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
• Never give an inch! When you have a foot!
• The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground. -- Buddha
• Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
• Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it.
  So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...