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• So dry & yet so wet.
• Taglines--A place to dry wet tags.
• Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini. -- Robert Benchley
• I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. -- Alexander Woolco
• If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. -- Nikita Khrushchev
• Do you know where your towel is?
• Life's a beach, and then you dry.
• The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
  A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have....