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• His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Conversation, Line 303...
• Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home.
• The higher you climb, the more you show your ass. -- Alexander Pope, "The Dunciad
• Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":) You have reached 587-8783.
  Please leave a message. ("Ohhhhhhhhh, babe... When I pick up the phone....
• If you aim to please nobody it is highly probable that you will achieve some sort of award for the attainment of your goal.
• You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
• You can say what you please in America, but nobody listens.