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• You are on a path through an open forest. There is a shack in in the distance.
• Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.
  -- Beyond the Fringe...
• If I CROSSed your PATH, I'd end up HAPPY HUNTing you by DRIV(E)ing
• You are at the edge of a deep crack going down into the center of the earth.
  earth. A very old, and little used path descends into the crack....
• Holly: Well, she [Kochanski] won't be much use to you on Fiji now -- not unless it snows and you need something to grit the path with.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'The End'...
• You are on an unused path.
• You are on a well traveled path.
• What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner.