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• With the pride of an artist, you must blow against the walls of every power that exists, the small trumpet of your defiance.
  -- Norman Maile...
• You are in a room with mirrors on all the walls.
• You may be redneck... if your wife's hairdo is ruined by the ceiling fan.
• Watch your steps on staircases.
• There is a loud explosion, and you are suddenly splashed across the walls walls of the room.
• My house is small, but you are learned men / And by your arguments can make a place / Twenty foot broad as infinite as space.
  -- Chaucer -- The Reeve's Tale...
• You are in a very strange room. Even though your lamp is on, it is as as if you had no light at all.
  I cannot tell which direction is which which and I am not sure if there are walls or exits....
• May all your pains be small enough so there's room for them all.
• If you keep your mouth shut you'll never put your foot in it.