Yo Momma So Slutty When She Got A New Mini Skirt, Everyone Commented On Her Nice Belt!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented
on her nice belt!
Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs".
Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive....
Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.