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• The following appeared in a letter from a department chairperson to the president of Pierce University.
  "Some studies conducted by Bronston College, which is also located in a small town, reveal that both male and female professors are happier living in small towns when their spouses are also employed in the same geographic area....
• Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
  -- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely New Cynic's Calendar", 1905...
• Those who get A's become professors. Those who get B's become judges.
  All the rest make the money. -- Law school maxim...
• Virtue is more to be feared than vice because its excesses are not regulated by conscience
• If the jury feels the law is unjust, we recognize the undisputed power of the jury to acquit, even if its verdict is contrary to the law as given by a judge, and contrary to the evidence .
  .. and the courts must abide by that decision. -- US v Moylan, 4th Circuit Court of Appeals, 1969, 417 F....
• It must be so,--Plato, thou reasonest well! Else whence this pleasing hope, this fond desire, This longing after immortality?
  Or whence this secret dread and inward horror Of falling into naught?...
• There are many shining qualities in the mind of man, but there is none so useful as discretio
  it is this, indeed, that gives a value to all the rest, which sets them to work in their proper times and places, and turns them to the advantage of the person who is possessed of them....
• In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance
  magic and bullshit. -- G's Third Law There is no magic... -- H's Dictum...
• G's Third Law: In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance
  magic and bullshit. H's Dictum: There is no magic......