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Ye Shalt Not Justify Thy $2,000 Computer Purchase By Purchasing Games.
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Ye shalt not justify thy $2,000 computer purchase by purchasing games.
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Ye have heard that it have been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
-- New Testament -- Matthew v, 43...
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Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
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2: Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
Cast thy bread upon the waters; for thou shalt find it after many days.
-- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes xi, 1...
Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further; and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
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In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread. -- Old Testament -- Genesis iii, 19
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