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• I don't know what their gripe is. A critic is simply someone paid to render opinions glibly.
  Critics are grinks and groinks. -- Baron and Badger, from Badger comic...
• Yes, I know it's bad for me, but nagging me about it might be bad for you.
• A guy walks into a pub and asks: "Does anyone here own a Doberman?
  I feel really bad about this, but my Chihuahua just killed it....
• It is unnatural for a human to feel bad about feeling good.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• The reason I feel guilty is, I'm so bad at it. -- David Steinberg
• I cook with gas, I ride in tractors, I drink with deceased movie actors.
  -- Badger Rap, from "Badge...
• I like overkill. -- Post Brothers Comic
• Badger, what kind of amplifier should I get?" "A BIG one.
  -- The Badger giving out Hi-Fi advice...
• I simply cannot ride in a car that says, "Women's Transit Authority" on the side.
  -- The Badger discusses the proprieties of driving in "Badge...