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• Has signs on both ears saying "Space for Rent".
• It is truly written that a man has five times as many fingers as ears, but only twice as many ears as noses.
• The wise man has long ears and a short tongue. -- German proverb
• The wise man has long ears and a short tongue. German Proverb
• A box has nine ears of corn in it. A squirrel carries out three ears a day, but it takes him nine days to carry all the corn away.
  Why? Carries an ear of corn and two ears for hearing......
• It is a difficult task, O citizens, to make speeches to the belly, which has no ears.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Marcus Cato...
• Nature has given us two ears but only one mouth. -- Benjamin Disraeli
• The belly has no ears, nor is it to be filled with fair words.
  -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book iv, Chap. lxii...
• It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
  -- Marcus Porcius Cato...