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• Rush Limbaugh: With half his brain tied behind his back.
• The universe is laughing behind your back.
• Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.
  NOW who's asking the questions? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Back at ya......
• Edna: Well, children, our new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs have arrived.
  They've been designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year 3000....