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• Who the heck reads taglines anyway?
• He who reads many fortunes gets confused.
• The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
  -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)...
• The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
  -- Thomas Jefferso...
• The inspiration of the Bible depends upon the ignorance of the gentleman who reads it.
  -- Robert Green Ingersoll (1833-1899)...
• A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
• You have junk mail.