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• Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
• Hale Mail Rule, The: When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least one of the following
  (a) A pen or pencil or typewriter. (b) Stationery....
• When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least one of the following
  (a) A pen or pencil or typewriter. (b) Stationery....
• The pen is mightier than the sword; and easier to write with.
• Support free software - write it yourself!
• Marge: Lisa, you got a letter. Lisa: It's from my pen-pal Anya!
  [reads] Anya: [voice over] Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad....
• Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.
• Any man that can write, may answer a letter. -- William Shakespeare
• Never write a letter when you are angry. -- Chinese Proverb