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• RPM: Read Programmer's Mind
• A programmer and his mind are soon parted.
• The determined programmer can write a FORTRAN program in any language.
• Tis the dream of each programmer, Before his life is done, To write three lines of APL, And make the damn thing run.
• Tis the dream of each programmer, Before his life is done, To write three lines of APL, And make the damn things run.
• The little mind who loves itself, will write and think with the vulga
  but the great mind will be bravely eccentric, and scorn the beaten road, from universal benevolence....
• Learn to write. Never mind the damn statistics. If you like statistics become a CPA.
  -- Jim Murray (to young sportswriters)...
• Too many people with half a mind to write an introductory programming text do so.
  -- David Gries, Cornell University...