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• April 22 -- Crack U.S. counter-intelligence agents in Moscow begin to suspect that the new U.
  S. Embassy in Moscow, constructed by Soviet labor, might be bugged, when one of them sneezes in the ambassador's office and six chairs say, "Gesundheit....
• We may not like doctors, but at least they doctor. Bankers are not ever popular but at least they bank.
  Policeman police and undertakers take under. But lawyers do not give us law....
• Forgive us for shooting those who trespass against us.
• There are so many bugs in our embassy in Moscow it is time for us to send over a new ambassador -- the Orkin man.
• Workers of the world, arise! You have nothing to lose but your chairs.
• Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE or anything.
• The world ends at 8 P. M.... Film at 11.