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• Why her? "Sir, I believe she was the intended target of the abduction.
  'Why would they want to take a Federation hostage?...
• Riker: "I'm sure Captain Picard would have something meaningful and inspirational to say right now.
  To tell you the truth, I wish he was here, 'cause I'd like to here it too....
• Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us? [hands slowly go up] Man 1
  Uh, me? Man 2: Right here. Man 3: I'm drunk right now!...
• Q: "If this child does not learn how to control her powers, she accidentally destroy herself.
  Or all of you! Or perhaps your entire galaxy!" Picard...
• Picard: "What do you want of us?" Cytherian: "The same as you.
  ..as one." Picard: "Mister Barclay..." Barclay: "You're both on the same mission, Captain....
• K'Vada: "You will take your meals with *us*! But we do not serve Federation food.
  Picard: "Ah, I've been looking forward to gagh! Haven't had it for quite a while....
• You reacted fast, Lieutenant. But futilely. I will learn to do better, sir.
  -- Riker, Picard, Worf, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7...
• Romulan #1: "Do not move." Picard: "What? Hey, you've made a mistake.
  Romulan #2: "Quiet, come with us." -- "Unification I", Stardate 45240.6...
• What the devil am I doing here? Sounds like our Captain.
  -- Picard and Riker, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3...