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• Soccer players have leather balls.
• Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
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  Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it....
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  5, one to change the bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under her, and three to bitch about how much better they would have done it....