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• Nymphs are blondes. Are you a gentleman?
• Nymphs have light fingers.
• Plain nymphs are harmless.
• In the days of old, When Knights were bold, And women were too cautiou
  Oh, those gallant days, When women were women, And men were really obnoxious......
• The male chauvinist who was upset at women pumping gas is apt to be just downright in a frenzy at women pumping iron.
• A libertarian, immoral society is enticing you to excesses. Enjoy.
• Affairs with Nymphs are often very expensive.