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• With women, the aging thing's terrible. We just fall apart.
  First thing that goes on you is your butt ... BAM ....
• Wife's a bitch - then you die.
• The twelfth regeneration's a bitch and then you die
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• If to her share some female errors fall, Look on her face, and you 'll forget them all.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Rape of the Lock, Canto ii, Line 17...
• When you give up your dreams you die.
• You can share your beer with your friends. -- Women vs. Bee
• We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• You 're our enemy; lead the way, and we 'll precede.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 1...