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• Homer: That's it! I'm calling my buddies. Marge is not the only one who can have a girls' night out.
  [dials the phone] Lenny: Oh, no can do, Homer....
• Woman who douches with vinegar have sour puss. -- Confuciu
• Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
• Man who read woman like book, prefer braille! -- Confucius Say
• Woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town. -- Confucius Say
• Man with no legs bums around. -- Confucius Say
• The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman -- any woman -- with beautiful legs.
  -- Marlene Dietrich...
• Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confuciu