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• The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. -- Mark van Dore
• It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. -- Maimie Van Dore
• Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places and does not cure or even diminish it.
  -- Mark Twai...
• One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
  -- Mark Twai...
• The greatest fault of a penetrating wit is to go beyond the mark. (Maxim 377)
• The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
• Q: What's the difference between hard and dark? A: It stays dark all night.
• There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit.
  Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. --Dorothy Parke...