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• Work your fingers to the bone, and what do you get? Bony fingers!
• Never put a razor inside your nose--even as a joke. -- Jake Johanse
• You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
• Boycott meat - suck your thumb.
• Did you ever think as a hearse goes by, That you might beeee the next to die.
  They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet, And throw you in about 6 feet deep....
• You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.