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• Sanjay: I wish you'd come to my party, Apu. You could use some merriment.
  Apu: Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough for me....
• Who needs to diet? Download a virus to remove the FAT.
• Sign my PETITION. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Digiterata: WHEN THEY HIT; ACCEPT THEM KINDLY AND KICK NEITHER THE CAT
  THE CHILD; NOR THE SPOUSE. THEY MAY ALL KICK BACK....
• Remove me from this land of slaves, Where all are fools, and all are knaves, Where every knave and fool is bought, Yet kindly sells himself for nough
  -- Jonathan Swif...
• I've got a friend who is a boxer. Once he hung up his coat in a restaurant but he was afraid someone would run off with it.
  He hung a sign on it saying, "This coat belongs to the champion boxer of the world and I'll be back....
• IMPIETY, n. Your irreverence toward my deity. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• etdead n. [IRC] The state of someone who signs off IRC, perhaps during a netburp, and doesn't sign back on until later.
  In the interim, he is "dead to the net". Compare link-dead....
• etdead: [IRC] n. The state of someone who signs off {IRC}, perhaps during a {netburp}, and doesn't sign back on until later.
  In the interim, he is "dead to the net". -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...